The universe. A vast space and matter.
It concludes what we see and what we all know.
We have always wondered how the universe was created us.
A grand orchestrated plan?
A chance of a series of upgrades?
Or something much, much ...
Ice Age Collision Course (2016)
It's a beautiful day here on the ice, father against daughter in a hockey game.
It's Peaches against Manny. Mammoet against mammoth.
Mano Wa Mana. - Mima mi moema.
Mom me Mimi. - Will you two quit it?
Moke, Mimi. - The fiery Mammoth breaks loose.
There was never a tough player. So great. - So desperate to score.
He makes an appearance right, seeming to left. - He seems like he knows how to play.
What is it? Lost something?
What stinks and smells and fears? It's Manny.
It's Manny. You are bad.
Okay, fluffy ball. Show me what you got. - You ask for it.
Yes, she dominates. Again. - Come on, I was quiet against you.
It mentions a good elder. - Yes correct. Admit it.
I rule now ice. - You talk big splash. Okay best of three?
Yes. Touchdown. Wait that's not right. Not Touchdown.
What is it? Hole in one.
Julian. - Sorry.
Honey, I scored. Did you see it? - Yes.
And you were great. - Careful.
The ice cream is really gladdig. Super extra smooth, you see?
But I do it all better now, right?
We play ... later.
Well, they downing you again huh? - I did not know klungel belonged to the monkeys.
That was a lot of fumbling. - No one was bungle, there was no fumbling.
Just a loving father shared some strategy with his only daughter.
Did not realize it was a geeky strategy.
Okay, it's our turn. - Let's see how.
You're going down.
For you, my mother you become. Buttercups.
Natural sunshine. - Is the sunshine? Natural sunshine.
Thank you, Julian. It's so long ago that someone gave me flowers.
You marry our daughter. You do not always bring a gift.
It makes me happy.
And for you, my guru, my rock, my mammoth Manny.
To you, I give you the greatest gift of all.
Wait, what are you doing? - Come on, brother. Give me a hug.
I can hear your heartbeat. - Okay, that's enough.
You can be better simply. He is going to live next to us.
Come on, Julian. Do you want to go?
Actually, you do not want to help me? With the thing.
Right, the thing. I have to do the thing.
I can do the thing. - No!
It's a girl thing. - Hey, why do not guys do thing?
You make little time for your friends. - I do not?
I'll see you later. On this special day.
Have you told about our decision? - No.
I'm waiting for the right moment. - Come on, Romeo. Walk with me.
I'm going to see butterflies coming out of cocoon them. - Really?
No. - Goodbye, sweetheart.
I remember when, Manny and I was. - Not me.
Love him, abandon him and take half. That's my motto.
My love.
So many women have tried and failed at Sid the Stallion.
But I want to share everything with you.
You are the wind beneath my fleas. The algae in my eye.
Will you be my partner forever?
Sid, where are you?
I need to ask you something. Want trou ... - I want to pause here.
I make it. - What?
But I planned our whole future. Our marriage.
Our children.
Our burial place. - How are you?
I even hired a band.
No no. Not yet.
Are you crazy? We only have one day.
At least fourteen minutes. - Yes.
But it felt like twenty. I can not, a ring?
I mean I like the ring of fun. But can not, you're too sticky.
How is this tacky?
And another thing, you do not look like your profile picture.
Francine, you have a date outside your species.
Wait, we can solve this. Is it about the beginning?
I did not know it was poison ivy.
Help! Someone.
They are the eyes that hurt? Or my soul?
Sure eyes.
Women. - Yes, women.
What's that? - I do not understand them.
Like, Ellie.
Life is good with her. No surprise, no changes. But then today.
They giegeld. Shira has ever giggled?
Please, do not eat me.
Shira is not a giegelaar. - Well, Ellie giegeld.
En dan ze stirs.
Never do this anymore. - I have no idea why they are acting so weird.
Women? - Women?
Women.
Talked about weird.
Someone here?
Hey, Manny. Your breath is awful.
What happened to you? - Nothing, everything goes well.
Fantastisch. Zippedi dippedi.
Let me guess. She dumped you?
What is wrong with me?
Everybody has one.
And all I have is my appearance and Mexican band.
So, itchy. - Come on, let's fix you up.
I just want real love. Is that asking too much?
Why is it so quiet? - Since it mourns the world.
Where is everyone? - Surprise!
Congratulations on our anniversary, baby. - Wedding day?
Oh no. That's the thing.
Now it's your turn brother. - Yes, we want to see what you got for Ellie.
correct.
Well ... another hoeraatje for Ellie?
He has forgotten.
I'm so sorry for Ellie.
I uh ... I ...
He had not forgotten it. What a great love for her, Manny.
Great save by fireworks.
Wait, you did not? Then who did it?
I feared that you were forgotten. But you lit the sky for me?
How did you do that? - Well, well ...
A magician never reveals his secrets.
Dank je.
I imagine, our own children there.
He would be the best. - I think you mean "they".
He.
Anyway, we talked about it. Children are afraid of us.
But why?
Are they going to eat us?
Hi guys!
I even laughed this time.
Well, Dad. Best gift ever.
You, sir. If an education in moral excellence.
I'm going to really miss when we leave the house.
I had not told them yet actually.
Surprise .... - Are you going away.
I thought you guys a few years stayed with us.
Julian and I go for a while to Rome. - Rome?
Travel, explore, discover whatever.
No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy.
Some fruit? - That's not a plan or philosophy
or very safe. - Dad, we're young.
We can worry about security when we're old and boring, like you and Mom.
I think we ... - Excuse me, this is a family discussion.
But am I not a part of your family? - You are not.
This seems to be a problem for you?
Fire coming directly at us. Why would this be a problem.
What if you get amnesia. What then, huh?
We have a problem. - Not now, I have a problem.
This is a bit bigger. - I do not think so.
What?
Party is done, everyone. Have a good night and leave it now.
What are you talking about? The party was just beginning.
I'm sleepy. Anyone can leave better.
And dive into a possible cover. - Hey, what's got into you?
There will be more.
A meteor shower.
Meteors? - Rain?
Manny's love is death.
If this is your supposed magical party for me.
Abracadabra? - Can you talk about it later?
Come on, we have to take shelter.
I'm on fire.
Me too. We're smoking hot, baby.
Incoming. - I've got them.
Is everything alright ? How many tusks do you see? - Tree.
What boom?
Nee, boom......
Everyone, jump!
The cave, go inside. Fast.
It's okay sweetheart. Dad's ...
It seems that it reduces.
Yes, it is definitely over.
Except that after.
I think we should stay underground for a time.
Give back.....
I have an egg. How many eggs do you little brother.
Should we steal all the eggs? Can not we be vegetarian.
Sure, we can vegan food.
Son, sometimes I wonder how you got into this family.
I am so again. I must rid myself of something.
That weasel is such a corrupter. Let's go guys.
No worries lady. I take this bunch that your egg stall.
It is a shell. A Wink under my eye patch.
Well played guys.
Please, ma'am.
Go, I run them off.
That was fun. Same time, same place next week?
Toedeloedoe.
Congratulations weasel. You just signed your death warrant.
I did that beautiful again.
What is all that flashy possessions there?
What does a rock here in the middle of the jungle?
Jeminee.
What is this place?
Hello, sucked animals. - Hey, Buck.
Goodbye, Buck.
A little help?
Right to the spleen. Totally useless, but it hurts.
Welcome back, buddy. - Wait ...
This snack snack is a dinosaur-whisperer?
And as expert salsa dancer.
I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you count them?
No thanks.
And this nectarine here?
So romantic my dear. I am very honored.
Beautiful eyepatch, very gangster.
Thank you, I think this kid fun.
What are you doing here? - Well, I, what?
I try. But how do you tell someone that they are doomed?
He's stupid.
We are not doomed. It was just a meteor show and the show is done.
On the contrary, old chap.
This is just the beginning.
You see ... I found a prediction.
Will he again?
Sjonge young, he's always a bummer.
Bummer!
I read this stone from front to behind. And what it says is very concern.
Every hundred million years, the world in a cosmic scene.
For the dinosaurs was, how chewing crab-like thing.
At the top of this mountain range an asteroid impact.
Bye. Next.
Dinosaurs top of this mountain range, asteroid. Boom! Bye.
And the next turn, mammals. On top of this mountain range, asteroid. Boom!
Goodbye.
Dumb mammals. - That's us.
And there she is. The mother of all asteroids coming at us.
Even go underground will not save us this time.
That was not there before.
And look what it does to the air. - Do not worry, because I have a plan.
Really? To stop an asteroid?
Look. The last two asteroids were in the same place.
And it will happen again. We go to that place.
And find out what attracts the asteroid.
Once we know why it is there. We find out, how we send it somewhere else.
That plan is so stupid. I wish it has a face so I can save it.
Let me get this straight. Instead of walking away from an asteroid,
You want us to draw near to it?
I know, it does not sound optimal. But it is good news,
The death do us any where we are.
Well that's pretty carefree. - Even if we go to the place of impact.
How do we have to change that, what is written literally stands on the stone?
Ah, my cynical friend.
The dinosaurs were wiped off from the earth, but some are there to escape.
They changed their faith, and we can ours too.
Who's coming along?
Well? What do you think?
Frankly, I worry that the weasel is right.
No, do not listen to the weasel. He is a clasp ticking.
I like playing "The Devil's Advocate" after. I'm great.
Well, Buck our lives have already been saved once. - But what if this time he can not.
I do not know what to believe. But...
I'm afraid our life ends for which it has yet to begin.
I believe ... we do it.
Crash and Eddie reinforce the troops happy.
Gang ....
Excellent and dirty word processing.
Well, we better get going right away. Because the time of the weft
about done within two days, four hours, one minute and sixteen seconds.
Fifteen seconds, fourteen seconds, thirteen ... - I think we get it.
I think we all understand.
We look so cool.
What is this?
Where is he? I'm fed up with that one-eyed weasel,
He will need two eye patches.
I admire your bloodthirsty attitude, Kid. But you heard him.
An asteroid is on its way.
This changed things.
Holy snowballs it freezes Right here.
Share attract in other parts.
Would you please stop behaving like a parakeet.
It's a good thing, that having the eyes of your mother. Whether you were totally useless.
Well, that was insensitive.
What do you see?
Nothing.
Deadly asteroids that direction earth cracks.
Wait, there he is.
That's too bad. He is really far away.
Probably too far to fly. Well, let's go home.
We will not retreat.
came to that weasel, our family made an honest life steal from dinosaurs eggs.
An honest life steal. Bit ironic do not you think?
Besides, why take the weasel as the asteroid will hit us?
So many views, so little vision.
If we weasel and his friends to stop the distribution of asteroids.
The dead weasel and each other while we ...
safe flying above everything.
The word our paradise.
That seems highly unlikely, given from a scientific standpoint.
Good. It's a great plan, dynamite ...
one of the top three or four, eradication of a race that I ever heard.
That's better. Now let's make sure that the asteroid reaches its target.
Why can not we be afraid of extinction as a normal family?
What are you doing? - Ancient stone tell a story.
Where we've been and where we hid.
That is a turd.
I want you to know, if we do not get it.
If we will never married.
You were the only one for me. - Hey, come on.
Of course, we get it. And we get married.
But perhaps the universe tells us that we will not.
You go one tiny ...
482 km wide asteroid let ruin your plans?
How can we think of our future if we do not get?
We're going to that thing stop. And you will be married. Bada bing bada boom.
Well not boom, forget I said boom.
I know something. I will be your Wedding Planner.
The take away from all this end of the world stuff.
Well, actually we did not prepare for it.
What?
Honey, you're not your luckiest day of your life throwing away?
No, you take it and cherish it.
You strangle it with great attention.
Let's start with your hair.
We do the traditional.
Or until the top with a vishoofdtooi. Flair tasted.
But maybe some dirt.
And leg straps. Today refreshing models daisies.
But today Crash wears on his head an elegant hat.
We need seats. The bridal table, children's table,
the weird family table. Smelling table.
Look at him. - You're going to love it.
Who runs this?
Look at me. I'm Julian.
Forget the asteroid and give me a hug, brother.
Look at that beautiful bird there.
That's a beautiful bird. Good eyes Manny.
This guy do not get it, we just go for a walk in the wilderness ...
mr no plans but walking. - Stop picking on him.
Come on, you're not mad at me? - No I'm not angry anymore.
Because I do not want to waste our last time together.
But if we in some way the survival of that space rock ..
you're screwed. - If we survive we lose our daughter.
Well, I've thought of that. But ... - I know what we destroy them relationship. Right?
Then we do not have to let her go and keep it our little girl forever.
No, you psychopath. What if we can convince her to stay next to us.
That's better. I like this, but how? - The way we always did.
We let her think it was her idea. - Snodige, Snodige plan.
Let's hope we do not feel lost. - Found!
Behold mammals. A sneaky preview how the asteroid will be.
A space rock, fresh from the cosmos.
Space tastes lonely. - Hey, look, I found another one.
Me too.
Hey, you pull me like that. - No, you pull me like that.
I'm just too attractive.
Stupidity Now we have something to play with during our last hours.
You miss the point, tiger. They are magnets.
And if these space rocks are magnetic. Then this too.
This can only mean one thing.
And that is ?
Sta me toe.
Where are we? - You are in my head.
A bit chilly. - Gentlemen, this is what we know.
Space rocks, magnetic. Asteroids, also magnetic.
Fanastro, but this is Neal Buck weasel.
He knows the cosmos.
The impact side should have a Hypro thing that attracts the asteroid.
Perfetct Buck. He has the right angle
What if we use the magnetic order to attract the asteroid somewhere else.
Theoretically speaking: If we can launch a few of these in the space,
they pull the asteroid off course.
So we save the world.
We just have to go to the place of impact
and throw what a lot of space stones.
That's easy, right? - Yes, it sounds very simple.
This is progress, now we know exactly how to do it.
Follow me, mammals.
This road takes us directly to the impact.
Okay, guys. Let's have some fun.
Everyone follow the trail. Never leave the track.
Everyone leaves the track, into the forest. Hup, hup.
But you just said ... - You know I'm crazy. Come on.
I love the shade. You not?
Well played weasel. Stay sharp guys. They can not continue to hide.
Do you have suggestions about how we can go to the river?
Let's see where the tablet of wisdom will bring us.
Let there continue my mammals. - This will never work.
The age-old safe passage. - Nice.
The air feels strange.
What?
Finally, we have super powers.
Ladies and gentlemen, we admire an electrical storm.
I suggest to stay away from the trees. - Sure, no problem.
We are not happy in the forest.
Boy, Mother Nature is apparently in a bad mood.
The good thing is, we are here to help each other. - As I always say ...
Stay close, stay alive.
There they are. Right in the open sight.
How stupid can you be? - Come on guys, diving!
Everyone try to generate any kind of friction.
No friction, understood.
What is friction again?
Come on, let's get out of here.
Flight, Grandma. - Follow me not.
I am often struck by lightning ...
With its ...
then you've had breakfast.
Do not move!
I have an idea.
I'm coming sweetheart.
Julian, why do not you help her? - Wait, no Manny, she's ...
What are you doing? - Help?
What does not help.
Hey, lightning heads.
Get ready to run.
Run! Let's go!
Everybody got it?
Ah, I do not have enough fingers.
Where's Buck?
You hear it?
A baby. There's a baby in there.
wait buck. It is too dangerous.
He is gone. - I can not believe it.
We do not know how to go on without you, Buck.
Okay, let's go.
It's Buck!
I got you, do not worry, I got you.
There you are.
Say hello, everyone.
Is not she lovely - How can he know that it is a seed?
What are you a koechi woechi poepie.
Just to be clear, that is a pumpkin, right?
Well, she's just a little bent, but it is okay for the rest.
Yes, you will.
I think I'm going to call Brunwin. - Little friend.
We must come back to earth. While it is still there, right?
Right, you old mammal. Who saved the world from the dangerous asteroid?
You did it.
Okay, we mammals stop for a while. - Stop?
As of the end of the world collision? - The asteroid is still a day away from.
As my grandfather used to say. "Red sky at night, sailors then get their strength."
Cursed air at night. Who took my foot cream? I need my foot cream.
Grandpa was an angry weasel scattered.
So funny, J.
Stop, you're funny. Calm down my brother a tiger mother.
J maniana to man.
What was that? - What was what?
That, it's a cool way to say hello. Julian showed me.
Well, I'm glad it brings you closer. - He's a good kid, like his philosophy.
Give him a chance, find it well with him.
Find, it is a good idea.
Right, I understand you. -You Take Julian, I have an idea for Peaches.
Bro boy. - Hey, brother. You heard the rock bash?
It is not. How about a game before bedtime?
Not true? You want to play a game with me?
What has been honored hundred thousand? No! Times one million.
For all that is equal to. Is how I am honored.
So ... is that a yes?
Yes, that's a yes it is the most yes, it's a yes with a whole series a like ...
Amazing.
See you on the ice.
Happy?
Oh, yes.
Well, you think you're ready to roam on you one?
I will not be alone, I Julian. - Certainly.
With asteroids rain.
No home speaks without an absolute support system.
Think you're ready for ...
this!
I'm crying babie.
Imagine. You are in the forest in search of food and you get sick babie,
what should you do?
No, doubt makes it worse.
Oh no. Your oldest child has a skin problem.
Mamie, hold me. - Your children cry, you have no food and then.
You come face to face with the rabbit monster.
I am the rabbit monster who gives babies to rabies?
There is an arsonist broke.
How are you going to tackle all this without our help?
Peaches from.
Well, that was just the easiest part. There is still more that you will encounter.
Babie has done a poo.
I am a master actor, so I want to be refreshed.
So close. I'm going too fast.
Just look at the puck to the stick.
I did it!
Very unfortunate that you and Peaches leave it here. If you continue, we can always do this.
Much steam. I'm like a ninja hockey.
It turns out that you have a new hockey partner that replaces your father.
Oh nee.
As a mystery why he wants away. I did not mean to do this.
Not my fault that he has no reflexes. - How can he do about it?
I thought you liked him. I like him.
Well you behaving not ask.
If you look at him you see him as an obstacle or a worse goal.
But I see a sweet guy who tries his heart to make a push on you.
No, there are both of you stop it.
If we survive this, I'm still married and I leave home.
Whether you're happy with it or not.
Do not give me that look. They both said that means to you.
This little friend is on his way home.
Because dad and his friends to save the world.
Sleep well, little one.
Pumps luck. Must be nice to have a sweet father.
Okay, here we go. You can do this, Roger.
Kidnapping.
It is not up to me, I would never do this. It's my father, he's crazy.
I can not believe he did it. Well done stupid stupid.
Thanks Dad. - Does not matter, that I can.
Well well. It seems that you will not stop the asteroid now, huh weasel?
That's not the weasel. Ugh ... that's what it is?
It's my time, Angel?
Time for what?
I come to the light.
Can not wait for the family I so hate to see.
Ga van me of!
Go help your sister. - But Dad.
Demons angel.
Mess with your grandmother, do not you get this day.
And that's how it should be.
Angel, I'm in heaven? It's so dark and narrow here.
No, I still see the light.
I'll save you.
Well, probably this is the best. - Certainly.
Jeminee.
Well crazy Buck, what have you done?
Okay, mammals. Time to leave. Well the link here ...
Yes, I read the tablet wrong. The asteroid is what really closer.
Wait a minute, where's granny?
Maybe she's lost? - Maybe she bumps her head with a puck?
Yes, perhaps kidnapped by giant dino birds who want to avenge me.
All good theories. I go for the puck.
I knew it.
So all this time we are hunted by giant birds Dino?
There are only three. I did not tell you.
As we previously sat on a carefree cruise?
Wait a second.
I have a track. Come on.
Mammals, we made it.
The impact side, this should be the last asteroid.
Your space rocks.
We can certainly beat the asteroid with magnetic stones.
I mean, that thing is huge, it's massive, it's ... - Impossible to get off the ground.
It is entirely possible in a way that we do not know yet.
But what about the dinosaurs birds? - And what about Grandma?
Nothing.
I'm sorry, Sid.
My dear grandmother evil.
Why the old people are always the first to die?
I can still hear her sweet voice jagged. Peeping out from the afterlife.
Grandmother alive. - And she's in trouble.
Is she okay? - Uh, I'm not sure.
Stay away from my grandmother. - Do you think you will get no tip.
To make this beautiful baby happy? Are all the payment I need.
You see, cuddly rabbit has.
There lives a rabbit in this asteroid?
I did not see coming. - Wait till you see this.
Huge height of the halfpipe. - This is insane.
Do you think they know that they live in a magnetic Bullseye?
It does not look forward to a doomsday that is going to happen here.
I can not believe it, visitors. We never had visitors.
Give me a pinch? Or I'll pinch you?
Wait I squeeze both of us. - I bumped my head?
What happens here?
I will show you, this is a ...
dream.
This guy? Really? - Whatever.
Well, hello handsome. I'm Brooke.
What a cheek sturdy structure, a strong chin.
I feel butterflies. - I feel sick.
Sorry to disturb you love contact, but we have a hurry.
If we do not fast, that asteroid is going to blow us away with our very midst.
That sounds urgent. I'll take you to him. - Who is he? Your leader?
He is our everything. - He sees everything.
He knows everything. - And smells incredible.
Well, it sound great. Let's go. - Superb, this way.
Keep your arms and legs inside the plate all the time.
But let your mind lead you to freedom.
In geotopia. - I have a good feeling about this.
Maybe he can help us. - She said that he knows everything, and everything is a lot.
Here he is, the master of meditation.
The highest sovereign. The four-time heavyweight champion of the world.
Is that a llama? I hate llamas spit and they stink.
Like herself. - Like us.
Greetings mammals. Shangri Lama will see ...
now. - Great.
Well, where is he? - He is here, talking to you.
I get it, he's the talker, and you're stupid.
No, you're stupid. - No, you're stupid.
This is the guy that's gonna save us? - Look at him, you're stupid.
Disgusting, I love it. New topic, we'll all die.
Well that's not good. Stress is a killer.
Throw your arms and open our minds. Downward dog.
Seriously? - I wait, I have all the time in the world.
Actually, you do not have time in the world. None of us.
You see, it's that thing in the air. - That blinding light that constantly get bigger?
What's with that, for me this is fine. - With all due respect Uwe bending of.
That's an asteroid, it is magnetically attracted and it comes our way.
It would require these magnetic crystals. Well, who can blame it?
Did you know that our land gives eternal youth? I'm 400 years old.
That is not possible. - Sure is that I'm 326.
You do not look much older than 275 years old.
We are young, happy and secure. And we will always be.
Thanks, Gia topia.
It looks all nice, but how do we get him into space.
Sorry, you want to destroy our home? - It will be destroyed anyway.
But if we shoot this magnetic material in the atmosphere.
Can we change the orbit of the asteroid and save everyone. What do you say?
Well, that's a yes, or?
There's a lot of hostility in your lower back.
Shangri Lama how to ... - Birdies dance, sway bill, mashed potatoes.
Your flexibility is unacceptable. How are we going to move this diabolical crystals?
You can not, it's impossible. I'm exhausted.
Nice to meet you guys. Are free to hang out, whatever.
That's it, it was our last hope.
We are doomed. - Yeah, all we got was a free yoga class.
On that subject.
Can you help me please? My nose is dangerously close to me buttocks.
Why do you have two tails? - I'm here too.
Do not Cry. Look on the bright side.
We see our lives flash before our eyes.
It means, I am back at all ...
back in love with you.
Only you can make the end of the world seem like a good thing.
We did a good job raising her. She is stronger than we know.
Two days earlier I gave everything to keep her with us.
Now I'd give anything to see her get married, leave the house.
Playing with her children, dancing with her husband.
Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary.
It was a good, is not it?
Our lives, you, me and Peaches.
Best.
Brooke, you're so pretty. - You take away my lisp.
I bet you say that to all the girls. - I'm trying.
But usually they go away quickly. - Oh, you're so romantic.
I know this will sound great too fast, but ...
Will you be my partner forever?
I do not know what to say. We can only twelve minutes each.
Where do you stay so long? Yes!
This is my best last day on earth ever.
A diamond, I need a diamond. Where can I find one?
Perfect.
No, Sid, sweetie do not. - Nonsense.
Only the best for my ...
ware...
love.
Oepsie. - No, oh simple mega shit.
You talking to her or me? - This wall was one thing that kept us young.
Now we're all doomed.
And now I stand in your debt, I think. Thank you very much, stupid.
Calmly to you Lama. This is the Duke of my dreams.
He meant well. - Oh, he meant well, who cares?
So much frustration. - Three hundred years of peace and harmony
undone by one kastastroof,
an incredible, stupid floss.
You guys are old. What we had done.
That happens when you date a cougar. - I'm so sorry Mr. Lama..
Sorry you fix anything with. you little ...
I need a hot tub or a massage. I have to get rid of some anger.
Let it out! Why does it take so long?
I want to hit something.
That is it. Squeeze the energy.
The earth's most powerful propulsion unit is right for us.
Who, spitting magic here?
The volcano, that kind of magma.
All we have to do is close the steam beds.
That's a crazy plan. - You're a crazy plan.
That even makes no sense. - What are you, a professor of logic?
Professor Kitty Whiskas universe njam, njam, njam?
You see? Dramatic suppression dramatic late burst washers.
And you call yourself a professor.
Well, we need all the crystals to throw in the volcano, right now.
I give my crystal is not. We need them to rebuild our sensation.
May I remind you geo topia is not your right to keep.
No you can not! - It came from the air
and it's time to give it back.
Not true. - Well that, you old goat.
Change is not easy, but part of life. It's time to embrace it.
Whether you like it or not like it. - Do not.
Listen lama I'm not going to lick your hole. So you go on board
or twist yourself into a pretzel and stay out of our way.
Come on, everyone. Let's take all the crystals that you find.
And remember, lift with your legs.
Too late.
Listen Planet Defense team. one step.
Building pressure inside the volcano by closing geysers.
No steam can escape there. If there is a leak, the pressure is weak.
Step two. Make sure the main magnetic crystals in the volcano.
They need high in the air to make the asteroid off course neighborhoods.
Okay six soufflés, say the asteroid dada.
#Asteroid. - #What Means Hashtag?
#Daarmee Do something cool. - #Dat I say.
#I am done.
This is the friends, throw in the hole, count each crystal.
Good news everyone, we have six minutes before schedule.
Someone above us find nice.
Bad news, someone up there do not like us. We are six minutes behind.
Double pace everyone. We found that large crystal needed.
We have kompanie. - I prepared a lunch cake.
Wait.
I'm sorry for this. I'm really fight now.
That's more what I love Roger. Finish him now.
Wait, you do not understand. See this?
If the asteroid strikes, we all die. - When it strikes, we all die.
There you have it wrong. As you run for your life.
We are high in the sky, floating above everything.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
We will be safe as all the birds there.
Fluke.
Very fluke?
I knew it, I was right. There is no paradise.
What? I'm too young to go.
They get it. Now please, we do not have much time.
What are you waiting for? Kill him. - No. Dad. I will not let you.
You know why I love this family? Because we are alive.
There are more important things now than your pride.
If you care about us, you should not kill him. You could help him, Dad.
I hate to say this, but my petulant little brother may be right.
As a father, I would work with my worst enemy.
To ensure the future for my little pup.
Reinforcements have arrived.
All right, Roger. Leading the way.
That's how sounds jubilant people.
Keep it full of dinosaurs use Jura superpower.
Look out, guys!
The weasel has landed.
I push it in. Join Peaches and Ellie.
No. I will not leave you. We do this together.
Where are they?
We need to get everyone away from the volcano.
People, I have no more cake, but I salami. - Faster, faster!
I have good salami. - Grandma, come on!
This will not work ....
Sky Jump in the halfpipe.
I have a plan. We must let go of the crystal.
You know we're trying to get him into the volcano.
The only thing I want is a life with Peaches. And I prove it to you.
Well okay, two things. I want two things.
Do you really think I'm the only chance we want to throw away.
Let's do it. - On my mark.
A.
Two.
Three!
What are they doing?
Did it work?
I take back everything I ever said about you.
Wait, what?
Let's leave.
What happened? - Perhaps, calm before the storm.
We did it.
In your face space rock. - Yes, baby.
Guest, not on the mouth.
Get out of here you stupid block, we stopped the doomsday clock.
Bring it in, brother, son. Welcome to the family.
And you, you coconut.
I will never doubt you.
You see? Dad is always right. Remember that for later when you grow up.
you really do not go with us? - Sidney, I wish I could.
But we both know that this is the best.
You have your whole life ahead of you. Besides I have grandma to keep me company.
You staying? - Are you joking? This place is wonderful.
Tonight is the big talent show and bingo tomorrow imminent.
I is not getting any younger! - What, I can not hear you.
What? I can not hear you. - What, I can not hear you.
You will always be my one true love.
Here.
Wait a second.
It just looks like you. - Now we'll be together forever.
Goodbye, handsome. - Day, Sydney.
What you need is more fizz. - he is right.
Shangri Lama is back home, baby.
Your own?
Hello teddy bear.
The hot-tub just became a lot warmer.
Great, it's like a fountain of eternal youth.
We think there is a later name.
Where's the bride? Why is there no bride? - Because you're talking in a branch.
Mom, I can not talk, I'm at a wedding. - What you can not talk, where are you?
Excuse me, is it true? You saved the world from an asteroid?
It is a very scary story, can it? - Yes.
How scary? - Well, we were ...
It was five minutes to twelve. And there was a volcanic eruption, dino birds
and the end of the world. - And the zombies, do not forget the zombies.
You know, we should be good parents.
So, I looked at Bigfoot and I said, listen ...
I do not know. What should I do?
Honey, listen to me. This is normal, right?
Everyone is nervous. - What is going on? What is happening?
It's just ... I can not go. How can I go?
I will not leave you.
Hey, lint ball.
Remember when we played for the first time hockey?
You were so scared on the ice, because it was so slippery.
Do you remember how you held when you started skating?
And when I knew you were ready, I let you go.
I know you're ready. Now you have to let it go.
I always knew you'd find someone that suits you. And you found him.
As I did it.
It's your time, sweetheart. See the world, you go after dreams.
And if you ever decide to come back. We will be here for you. Okay?
You take Julian to your husband? - I will.
Peaches take you to your wife? - Very sure.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
That's incredible, you're young again. Anyway, I'm still single.
I think the universe smiled at us. - I have so many questions for you.
What happened? How did you find me? Have you tried the shrimp?
Connect as the fun of your mouth and listen.
This is dedicated to my love of my dreams.
This guy? Are you serious?
I thought I would never say it, but great job with this marriage.
Certainly. Here is my invoice.
What? - Follow the cake for the wedding.
It's a tradition that I just invented. - Wait a minute, this is ridiculous.
Look what you accounting for flowers. - Flowers are expensive.
No! They are free. We are in a forest. This bill is ridiculous.
Mars, the red planet. Cold, dry.
Unable to live on. But billions of years ago.
Mars looked like this.
There were lakes, rivers, oceans
the perfect condition to form a life.
New...
What happened? Why life was unable to succeed in it.
Where's the water gone?
We will never know.
Ice Age Collision Course (2016)